HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALTAÏR
time is a thief with a loaded gun (x)
This is too cute to eat!
There should be something like a Blooper Reel Masyaf Key that would only include all the irrelevant and stupid memories like, I dunno, fucking grocery shopping and spring cleaning and novice training and Altaïr banging the key against a table saying “Is this thing working now?” and—-
What do you mean “it doesn’t work like that”?